Paranoid Parrot

Comparative Cognition Pitfall 1

DATA SUGGESTS BEHAVIOR MIGHT NOT BE ADAPTIVE

Paranoid Parrot

DROPS ASSIGNMENT IN DROPBOX DROPS 3 MORE TIMES JUST TO MAKE SURE IT'S SUBMITTED Paranoid Parrot

Just me

PANTS BECOME TOO TIGHT BLAMES WASHINGMACHINE Paranoid Parrot

no one cares alright

WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY MUMMA????? Paranoid Parrot

BFF TYGIER

BOYFRIEND MIGHT NOT LIKE BIRTHDAY MEME CARD BETTER MAKE 1000 OF THEM Paranoid Parrot

The Spanish speaking parrot with a British accent

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S SPANISH WITH A BRITISH ACCENT. Paranoid Parrot

Paranoid Ethnomusicologist

WHAT AM I WRITING ABOUT? STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY RESEARCH Paranoid Parrot

BBAJWJIWJREJEE BACKWARDS Paranoid Parrot

Goddamn spiders

SEES SPIDER ON WALL GOES TO GET NEWSPAPER, AND IT DISSAPEARS Paranoid Parrot

Don't Over Think

PARANOIA GET IT OUT!!! Paranoid Parrot