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Philosoraptor

Stealing a goat

IF I WERE TO STEAL A BABY GOAT WHILE IT SLEPT THAT WOULD BE KIDNAPPING A KID NAPPING. Philosoraptor
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haha, derpness

HI I'M A DINOSAUR, RAWR Philosoraptor
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hmm xD

IF A PINEAPLE GROW UP FROM THE EARTH IS IT A VEGETABLE THEN? Philosoraptor
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Double Dutch

DOES THAT MAKE IT......... DOUBLE DUTCH? Philosoraptor
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Planned Murderhood

IF PLANNED PARENTHOOD WAS A MECHANIC WOULD THEY CHARGE FOR PARTS AND LABOR? Philosoraptor
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Some IDIOTS want drug testing before people get benefits, what if they are Meth users? Is that not medicine for a condition? is addiction not a condition anymore? What about 'ADDICTION TO PRESCRIPTION' when we have the Houses of Parliament covered in COCA

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The zombie apocalypse... stays in vegas?

IF WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS... THEN IF A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAPPENS IN VEGAS, DOES THAT STAY IN VEGAS? Philosoraptor
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Dino ponders the world

ALL OF PITTSBURGH GETS EXCITED FOR GIANT KETCHUP BOTTLES, RUBBER DUCKS, AND PICKLES I'D JUST LIKE A GIANT BAN ON ROAD CONSTRUCTION FOR A DAY Philosoraptor
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Hot Dog

IS IT STILL A HOT DOG IF IT'S WRAPPED IN A PRETZEL? Philosoraptor
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Good question

IF FORFEIGHTING SALVATION ISN'T EVEN A POSSIBILITY? WHY DOES THE BIBLE WARN AGAINST IT SO MANY TIMES? Philosoraptor
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