Philosoraptor

Stealing a goat

IF I WERE TO STEAL A BABY GOAT WHILE IT SLEPT THAT WOULD BE KIDNAPPING A KID NAPPING. Philosoraptor

haha, derpness

HI I'M A DINOSAUR, RAWR Philosoraptor

hmm xD

IF A PINEAPLE GROW UP FROM THE EARTH IS IT A VEGETABLE THEN? Philosoraptor

Double Dutch

DOES THAT MAKE IT......... DOUBLE DUTCH? Philosoraptor

Planned Murderhood

IF PLANNED PARENTHOOD WAS A MECHANIC WOULD THEY CHARGE FOR PARTS AND LABOR? Philosoraptor

Some IDIOTS want drug testing before people get benefits, what if they are Meth users? Is that not medicine for a condition? is addiction not a condition anymore? What about 'ADDICTION TO PRESCRIPTION' when we have the Houses of Parliament covered in COCA

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The zombie apocalypse... stays in vegas?

IF WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS... THEN IF A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAPPENS IN VEGAS, DOES THAT STAY IN VEGAS? Philosoraptor

Dino ponders the world

ALL OF PITTSBURGH GETS EXCITED FOR GIANT KETCHUP BOTTLES, RUBBER DUCKS, AND PICKLES I'D JUST LIKE A GIANT BAN ON ROAD CONSTRUCTION FOR A DAY Philosoraptor

Hot Dog

IS IT STILL A HOT DOG IF IT'S WRAPPED IN A PRETZEL? Philosoraptor

Good question

IF FORFEIGHTING SALVATION ISN'T EVEN A POSSIBILITY? WHY DOES THE BIBLE WARN AGAINST IT SO MANY TIMES? Philosoraptor