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A PUZZLE

IF I AM REX WHY IS ANNETTE RUNNING AWAY? BREATH SMELLS Philosoraptor

coworker leaving

LEAST FAVORITE COWORKER JUST GAVE THEIR NOTICE OHHHH... THE POSSIBILITIES  Philosoraptor

JURASSIC WORLD ACU

WHAT MIDDLE MANAGER AT JURRASIC WORLD SENT ACU UP AGAINST INDOMINUS REX WITH 5.56 RIFLES? Philosoraptor

Helping Students Blog

HOW CAN I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING IF YOU DON'T BLOG ABOUT IT?? Philosoraptor

WAS NOCHMAL

WAS SOLL ICH GLEICH VOM BÄCKER HOLEN? KÄSESCHLEMMERBRÖTCHEN? GEFLÜGELROLLEN? PUDDINGSCHNECKEN? Philosoraptor

Is it on?

IF THE SWITCH IS ON ON DOES THAT MEAN IT'S ON? Philosoraptor

HOW COULD I?

WHAT CAN WE DO TODAY? LETS GO TO A YARD SALE!! Philosoraptor

Nonvegan pansies

IF NONVEGANS ARE ALLOWED TO KILL AND EAT OTHER ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY'RE SMARTER THAN THEM CAN I KILL AND EAT NONVEGANS BECAUSE I'M SMARTER THAN THEM? Philosoraptor

Socrates Lusus

SE O VARA PELA OPERAÇÃO MARQUÊS LEVOU PULSEIRA ELECTRÓNICA... ENTÃO SE O RECURSO DO CASO FACE OCULTA FOR RECUSADO LEVA UM CONJUNTO DE BRINCOS A CONDIZER? Philosoraptor

Doesn't even need to make sense

WHAT IF WE SAY SUCK IT DYLAN  BECAUSE HE NEVER GETS HIS SUCKED  Philosoraptor