Philosoraptor

True Fact

WOMEN DON'T POOP IS THAT WHY THEY ARE ALWAYS FULL OF SHIT? Philosoraptor

So much butthurt

SHOULDN'T CHAIR SALES BE PLUMMETING  WITH ALL THE RAMPANT BUTTHURT HERE? Philosoraptor

Why Jether, why?

IF VEHICLES ARE LIKE GIRLS DOES THAT MEAN JETHER CHANGES GIRLS JUST AS MUCH AS HE CHANGES VEHICLES? Philosoraptor

Why Jether, why?

IF VEHICLES ARE SYNONYMOUS ARE LIKE GIRLS DOES THAT MEAN JETHER CHANGES GIRLS JUST AS MUCH AS HE CHANGES VEHICLES? Philosoraptor

flyers dont fly

WHY DO WE CALL IT A FLYER IF IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY FLY? Philosoraptor

Mall Ponderings

IF YOU RARELY GO TO THE MALL ANYMORE,  AT SOME POINT WOULDN'T IT BE VARIETY TO GO THERE? Philosoraptor

Deepthoughts is fudj

IF YOU RARELY GO TO THE MALL ANYMORE,  AT SOME POINT WOULDN'T IT BE VARIETY TO GO THERE? Philosoraptor

The true story behind Jurassic Park...

WE WILL TRICK THE HUMANS INTO COMING TO THIS PARK AND PRETENDING TO EAT THEM WHEN REALLY WE'LL HAVE A TEA PARTY Philosoraptor

Gabriel Raptor

IF VELOCERAPTORS ARE SO FAST WHERE ARE THEIR ENGINES? Philosoraptor

Gabriel raptor

IF VELOCERAPTORS ARE SO FAST WHERE ARE THEIR ENGINES? Philosoraptor