Philosoraptor

Gabriel raptor

IF VELOCERAPTORS ARE SO FAST WHERE ARE THEIR ENGINES? Philosoraptor

Booming bittern

EVERYONE IS GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING BABIES, AND I'M OVER HERE LIKE,

If your glass gets heavy

IF PUTTING THE GLASS DOWN HELPS COULD YOU ALSO DRINK YOUR PROBLEM AWAY? Philosoraptor

Someone please tell me

IF TIGERS ARE ON THE BRINK OF EXTINCTION  WHY DO I SEE GIFS OF TIGERS AND TIGER CUBS EVERY WEEK ON THIS WEBSITE? Philosoraptor

Someone please tell me.

IF TIGERS ARE ON THE BORDER OF EXTINCTION WHY DO I SEE GIFS OF TIGERS AND TIGER CUBS EVERY WEEK ON THIS WEBSITE? Philosoraptor

I can haz mawr gunz lawz

IF MORE GUN LAWS WILL STOP GUN VIOLENCE THEN GUN FREE ZONES MUST BE THE SAFEST PLACES ON EARTH Philosoraptor

Foolfish live 4 luglio @ Savignano

FOOLFISH ? DON'T MISS IT Philosoraptor

Eat a bag of dicks

IF ASIATICS MIX UP THEIR L'S AND R'S WHY DON'T THEY JUST FLIP THEM? Philosoraptor

TANCURI GHIULELE

TANCURILE ROMANESTI AU TUN CU GHIULELE? Philosoraptor

He Has an Idea

HE'S THINKING HE SHOULD UNWIND WITH A NICE BOOK Philosoraptor