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GRILLEN YA

GEHE JETZT 8 BLAUE SÄCKE MIT PFANDFLASCHEN WEGBRINGEN WELCHES GRILLFLEISCH SOLL ICH VON DEM GELD KAUFEN? Philosoraptor

Start of the day?

IF I DON'T GET OUT OF BED THEN DOES THE DAY STILL START? Philosoraptor

why no nissans?!?

IF AMERICA IS LAND OF THE FREE WHY IS NISSAN SKYLINE BANNED? Philosoraptor

Dear Larry

LARRY, IF GOD ALWAYS GETS IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME WHY AM I EXTINCT? Philosoraptor

agnostic priest

IF JEHOVAH HAS WITNESSES... DOES SATAN HAVE ACCOMPLICES? Philosoraptor

the age old question

IF ADULTERY IS ONLY COMMITTED BY ADULTS WHY IS KIDNAPPING NOT EXCLUSIVELY COMMITED BY KIDS? Philosoraptor

Saying tks

WONDER WHAT NITIN DOES WITH ALL THE FREE TIME FROM TYPING TKS? Philosoraptor

Wise 1

AN INTELLIGENT MAN KNOWS THAT ELECTRICITY RUNS IN YOUR WALL SOCKETS A WISE MAN KNOWS NOT TO STICK HIS FINGERS IN IT Philosoraptor

Wise 1

AN INTELLIGENT MAN KNOWS THAT ELECTRICITY RUNS INTO YOUR WALL SOCKETS A WISE MAN KNOWS NOT TO STICK HIS FINGERS IN IT Philosoraptor

Wise 1

AN INTELLIGENT MAN KNOWS THAT TOMATO IS A FRUIT A WISE MAN KNOWS NOT TO PUT TOMATO IN A FRUIT SALAD Philosoraptor