Philosoraptor

ben is grumpy

IF BEN RETIRED FROM BEING A GRUMP WOULD IT MAKE HIM GRUMPY? Philosoraptor

homework ditch

IF A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS CAN I TURN IN TWO PICTURES AND BE DONE WITH THIS ASSIGNMENT? Philosoraptor

recycling

YOU KNOW WHY WE DIED  BECAUSE NOBODY RECYCLED  Philosoraptor

NIÑOS RATA

A VECES ME PREGUNTO COMO SE REPRODUCEN LOS NIÑOS RATA TAN RAPIDO Philosoraptor

Bush created ISIS

WHEN BUSH REMOVED SADDAM DID HE CREATE ISIS? Philosoraptor

"Pro-Abort Logic"

IF KILLING A CLUMP OF CELLS IN THE WOMB IS COMPASSION TO PREVENT A HARD LIFE, THEN DO PRO-ABORTS HAVE MORE COMPASSION FOR A CLUMP OF CELLS THAN FOR BORN CHILDREN THEY DON'T JUSTIFY KILLING ALREADY LIVING A HARD LIFE? Philosoraptor

Jessie Pinkman

IF THERE IS SIGNIFICANTLY LESS HAIR DOES THAT MEAN IT LOOKS NORMAL IN THE MORNING Philosoraptor

creative title

IF YOU PUT YOUR COOLER IN THE FRIDGE DOES IT KEEP YOUR LUNCH EXTRA COLD? Philosoraptor

Trash talk

IF YOU SIT IN THE TRASH SEAT. DOES THAT MEAN EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS TRASH TALK? Philosoraptor

Trash seat

IF YOU SIT IN THE TRASH SEAT DOES THAT MEAN EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS TRASH TALK? Philosoraptor