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ReRack Your Damn Weighs

YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH TO BENCH 300LBS... ...BUT NOT ENOUGH TO RE-RACK THOSE 45LB PLATES? SEEMS LEGIT Philosoraptor

Charlie Hebdo

ILS CROYAIENT METTRE LA FRANCE À GENOUX EN ÉLIMINANT CHARLIE HEBDO MAIS IL SEMBLE QUE LA FRANCE ENTIÈRE S'EST LEVÉE POUR SOUTENIR CE DERNIER Philosoraptor

It is stupid to think a computer can know whether a headline is creative

IF NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, HOW COME I DO NOTHING EVERY DAY? Philosoraptor

Leggings are not pants

IF FULL ARM TATTOOS ARE CALLED SLEEVES ARE FULL LEG TATTOOS CALLED LEGGINGS? Philosoraptor

yeee meme

YEE  Philosoraptor

If a plant is sad

IF A PLANT IS SAD DO THE OTHER PLANTS PHOTOSYMPATHISE WITH IT? Philosoraptor

I think so

IF I BEAT THE REAL ANDROSS ON STARFOX 64 DOES THAT MEAN I'M A GUARDIAN OF THE GALAXY? Philosoraptor

The Freedom Contradiction

WE'RE THE MOST FREE COUNTRY IN THE WORLD? BUT WE HAVE WORLD'S HIGHEST PRISON POPULATION? Philosoraptor

The most free country in the world?

WE'RE THE MOST FREE COUNTRY IN THE WORLD? BUT WE HAVE THE HIGHEST PRISON POPULATION? Philosoraptor

Smokers will understand

HA 5 DOHÁNYZÓ EMBERBŐL 3 MEGHAL, NYILVÁN A MÁSIK KETTŐ HALHATATLANNÁ VÁLIK. Philosoraptor