Philosoraptor

Chrisitian Logic

SO GOD CAN MAKE A VIRGIN GIVE BIRTH TO HIS ONE AND ONLY SON BUT HE CAN'T GIVE HIS FOLLOWERS SOME BASIC COMMON SENSE? Philosoraptor

The Raptor

DO SLUTS CALL THEIR PRIVATE PARTS PUBLIC PARTS Philosoraptor

RAPTOR IDGAF

IDGAFRIDAY AND SHOULD YOU TOO Philosoraptor

T. rex fight leads to time in prison.

IF THEY SEND THE TYRANNOSAURS TO PRISON. HOW DO THE KEEP THEM INCARCERATED? Philosoraptor

Wise Philosoraptor

OH EMILY, A METEOR HEADED TOWARDS EARTH? HMM... NOW YOUR JUST BEING SILLY Philosoraptor

Wise Philosoraptor

METEOR HEADED FOR EARTH?

Are there inexistences?

THERE ARE THINGS THAT DON'T EXIST YET THERE ISN'T ANYTHING NON-EXISTENT. Philosoraptor

Butterfly Freakout

DO YOU THINK THE FIRST CATERPILLAR THAT TURNED INTO A BUTTERFLY FREAKED OUT? Philosoraptor

did she just burn herself

DID SHE JUST BURN HERSELF? *SNAP* Philosoraptor

I'm eating my new friends

MAYBE I NEED NEW FRIENDS... BUT I'M JUST EATING THEM Philosoraptor