Philosoraptor

Extra Swiftyness...

IF THE POKEMON MOVE SWIFT NEVER MISSES, DOES THAT MEAN IT HITS GHOST-TYPE POKEMON ALSO? Philosoraptor

Wolfpack, no says I

WOLF PACK? WAS THAT THE ORIGINAL A CREW THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO RIDE OR DIE TOGETHER, OH WAIT, LEE, TONY, & POSSUM ABANDONED US.  Philosoraptor

id better great

PURSUE THE UNIMAGINABLE AND GRADUATE WITH TWO DEGREE'S IN SCIENCE FICTION AND SCIENTIFIC HORROR Philosoraptor

Ebola conspirasayy

WHAT IF EBOLA NEVER REALLY WAS A THREAT AND A IT WAS A DISTRACTION FROM ISIS AND THE FAMILIES WERE PAID TO  Philosoraptor

they learned to open doors

AWESOME! I FOUND THE DOOR INSTRUCTIONS Philosoraptor

TURN SIGNAL MEME

WHAT IF  PEOPLE ACTUALLY USED TURN SIGNALS    Philosoraptor

Magic gathering

ONE DOES NOT THINK  AND PLAY MAGIC  Philosoraptor

JokeyJokester ;-p

THE PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE WALK INTO A BAR. IT WAS TENSE. Philosoraptor

Communist Santa

IF SANTA GIVES GIFTS TO EVERY CHILD FOR FREE (AS LONG AS THEY'RE NICE) WOULDN'T THAT MEAN THAT HE IS A SOCIALIST? Philosoraptor

baby milkula

IF YOU PUT FORMULA AND MILK IN THE SAME BOTTLE. DOES THAT MAKE IT MILKULA. Philosoraptor