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Philosoraptor

todo es prioritario

SI TODO ES PRIORITARIO NADA ES PRIORITARIO Philosoraptor
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the what dass that say dinosor

WHAT DATT SAY Philosoraptor
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Cowbell Band

IF IT WERE AN ALL-COWBELL BAND... WOULD YOU STILL NEED MORE COWBELL? Philosoraptor
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for the record raptor

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU BECAME PRESIDENT AND OVER 40% OF THE MILITARY DIDN'T HAVE MILITARY TRAINING? SO THE PRESIDENT IS THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF TO THE REAL TROOPS. TO THE PHONY TROOPS THE PRESIDENT IS A DOORMAT. SEE IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. IF YOU HAVE THE RANK, THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF IS YOUR Philosoraptor
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Karma Cafe

IF I DONATE MONEY AT KARMA CAFE DO I GET MONEY IN RETURN? Philosoraptor
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When I'm bored...

SOMETIMES WHEN I'M BORED... I LIKE TO IMAGINE WHAT THE COLOUR GREEN TASTES LIKE...AND NO, IT'S NOT APPLES OR SNOT. Philosoraptor
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Invisible Plane

CAN WONDER WOMAN SEE THE INSIDE OF THE INVISIBLE PLANE? Philosoraptor
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Teachers and supplies

IS TEACHER THE ONLY JOB WHERE YOU STEAL SUPPLIES FROM HOME? Philosoraptor
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American cheese

WHY DO THEY CALL IT YELLOW AMERICAN WHEN IT'S ORANGE? Philosoraptor
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You're not helping

DAL532 TURN RIGHT TAXIWAY C UNABLE. DAL532 TURN RIGHT TAXIWAY B 'UNABLE' DAL532 IF ABLE TURN RIGHT AT THE END. 'DIG NOTED' Philosoraptor
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