Philosoraptor

time batch raptor

YOU SAY WE SHOULDN'T ADD PAYROLL BATCHES BUT YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME FOR CONVERTERS? Philosoraptor

אם גוש עציון זה חצי שעה מכל מקום

אם גוש עציון זה חצי שעה מכל מקום זה אומר שהמרחק הכי גדול בין שתי נקודות בארץ הוא מקסימום שעה אם ניסע דרך גוש עציון Philosoraptor

Liars who think they're telling the truth

IF THEY THINK THEY ARE TELLING THE TRUTH ARE THEY REALLY LYING? Philosoraptor

Id like to know

IF YOU EAT YOUR OWN BOOGERS DOES THAT MAKE YOU A CANNIBAL?  Philosoraptor

for the record raptor

ALL YOU NEED IS ONE PERSON TO BELIEVE IN YOU THEN YOU MARRY THEM. Philosoraptor

Racist

IF A WHITE PERSON IS COLOR  BLIND DOES THAT MAKE THEM RACIST  Philosoraptor

Circular Titling

IF A SUBMISSIVE HAS AN AFFAIR... IS THE OTHER PERSON A

Slacker or swot?

IF I SKIP CLASS TO DO ASSIGNMENT DOES THAT MAKE ME A SLACKER OR A SWOT? Philosoraptor

BABY CALLING

SO IF I CALL YOU BABY IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE CUTE LIKE A BABY, IT DOES NOT MEAN LETS HAVE SEX. Philosoraptor

for the record raptor

 MODERN DAY VIKINGS. PEOPLE ACTUALLY RESPECT VIKINGS INSTEAD OF PHONY GOOD PEOPLE. VIKINGS WHO ARE EXPERTS WITH TECHNOLOGY. Philosoraptor