Philosoraptor

Fuck it

IF WE LEAVE AT 12:30 PM CAN WE DRINK FOR 12 HOURS? Philosoraptor

Hmm lol

WANTING TO GO TO KARAOKE ON SATURDAY OCTOBER THE 3RD BUT MY CALENDAR READS FRIDAY OCTOBER THE 3RD Philosoraptor

Oh dates

WANTING TO GO KAREOKE CONTEST SATURDAY 3RD OF OCTOBER ACTUALLY READ IT FRIDAY OCTOBER THE 3RD Philosoraptor

segun mis calculos stella bonilla esta calva

  Philosoraptor

It's Called a dozen

THERE'S TWELVE PUMPKIN BREADS HERE.... MAYBE SHE DOESN'T NEED A DOZEN EXACTLY... Philosoraptor

raptor hates chiefs

BEIN A USA NAVY CHIEF IS LIKE SELLIN YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL. Philosoraptor

raptors have big claws

YEAH YA KNOW SPORTS TEAMS REPRESENT HOPE HOPE THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO LIVE A CERTAIN WAY. THEN USA CHRISTIANITY TAKES A DUMP ON IT AND MESSES WITH RAPTORS WIVES. THAT'S WHEN THEY GET INTO TROUBLE. Philosoraptor

Fairy Suicide

WHAT  IF  ALL  RAINDROPS ARE  JUST  TINY  FAIRIES  COMMITTING  SUICIDE? Philosoraptor

Intrebare intrebare

DACA NU MAI SUNTEM BOBOCI ASTA INSEAMNA CA AM CRESCUT SI SUNTEM RAČšE? Philosoraptor

Just, Why?

WHY CAN DRUNKS GET MARRIED IN VEGAS, BUT TWO MEN IN LOVE CAN'T GET MARRIED ANYWHERE? Philosoraptor