Philosoraptor

Sample john Hackett

WHAT IF DOUG HACKETT IS REALLY JOHN SAMPLE? Philosoraptor

rapta loves wife

HOW DO WE(USA) FUNCTION AS A COUNTRY? WE'RE SUCH PETTY SMALL PEOPLE. THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE (NOT INCLUDING OBAMA) ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOTS. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. Philosoraptor

I HAVE NOBODY

IF YOU HAVE NOBODY IS THAT MEAN YOU ARE A GHOST ? Philosoraptor

Hmmmm!?? :)

I DON'T  HAVE NIPPLES! Philosoraptor

for the record raptor

 WIFEY IS NOT A REPEATER. OKAY? JUST LET IT GO. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE ONE. Philosoraptor

for the record raptor

RAPTATAEEA LOVES WIFE <3 <3 Philosoraptor

raptor hates dumbasses

DADPOOL LOVES WIFE. AND NO YOU CAN'T KILL HER BECAUSE SHE IS ALREADY GOING TO HEAVEN. THIS IS THE LOOPHOLE USA CHRISTIANS ARE TRYING TO USE RIGHT NOW. Philosoraptor

for the record raptor

GATE KEEPER AT HEAVEN WILL LOOK CLOSELY AT HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE POISONED SOMEONE. THE GATEKEEPER WILL TAKE IT PRETTY SERIOUS. Philosoraptor

for the record raptor

WHEN ARE THESE IDIOTS GOING TO REALIZE THAT SPIKING SUPPLEMENTS OR MEDICATION IS A FORM OF TORTURE. YOU DON'T SPIKE RAPTORS. NOTICE THE METAPHORICAL CLAWS. TRYING TO COVER TORTURE UP WILL HAUNT YOU THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Philosoraptor

Morning wood

IF YOU SCUFFER A MEXICAN CHIMICHANGA ACROSS THE BORDER IS YOUR SCUFFERAGED CHIMICHANGA STILL MEXICAN? Philosoraptor