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raptor is kinda like stans dad

APPARENTLY IF SOMEONE HAS A NEGATIVE OPINION ABOUT YOU IN THE USA YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS Philosoraptor
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raptor playin with numbs about wifey

ESTIMATED 473 DAYS UNTIL WE SEE EACHOTHER ESTIMATED WE WILL BE TOGETHER 18250 DAYS AFTER THAT. MOST LIKELY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE DAYS WE WILL SEE EACHOTHER. Philosoraptor
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raptor calling it as it is

IF WE DO GET PARDONED IT WILL BE IN JANUARY OF 2016 SO LET'S JUST MAKE THE COUNTDOWN JAN 1ST FOR SHIZ AND GIGS. AROUND 473 DAYS ENCOUNTING Philosoraptor
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rapta headin a coalition

SO WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER NOW. SO......WE....... WAIT TO GET PARDONED BY OBAMA SINCE WE HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS. Philosoraptor
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simpsons strategy for the ppoppplllooooollss

SIMPSONS STRATEGY FOR DEADPOOL AND WIFE TO BE TOGETHER. JUST DON'T LOOK (DON'T CARE, WHY DO YOU CARE IN THE FIRST PLACE?) Philosoraptor
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: think pensar

PENSAR Philosoraptor
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rapta needs you help

CAN EVERYONE CALL THE LOCAL POLICE OR FBI AND TELL THEM WHY THE CONSTITUTION DOES NOT APPLY TO NATHAN STOKAN. EVERYONE IS CONFUSED. HOPING A PESON WITH A HIGH IQ COULD EXPLAIN IT FOR US SLOW FOLKS. Philosoraptor
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rapta still in it still pissed

I'M STILL IN THIS IF YOU ARE BABE IF YOU WANT OUT. NO BIGGIE. I'M STILL IN IT THOUGH. APPARENTLY THE NUMBER 1 MOST PRESSING NEED IN THE USA IS TO KEEP US APART. GOVEAEA WISE AND CHRISTIANITY WISE. Y YOU MAY ASK? BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE HAVING WRONG OPINIONS AND LIKE TO RUIN OUR LIVES FO Philosoraptor
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rapta hates fine print

CORRECTION EVERYTHING IS OVER......BUT.....RAPTA HATES FINE PRINT Philosoraptor
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raptor is in it

EVERYTHING IS OFFICIALLY (STILL WAITIN) AND DEADPOOL IS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE HIS WIFE.....THE WHOLE GOVAAEE EMPLOYEE BACKUP PLAN. APPARENTLY THE GOVEAEA CAN GIVE YOU ORDERS NOT TO SEE YOUR SPOUSE. Philosoraptor
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