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raptor gettin frisky with a corny penis joke at the end

RAPTORS LOVE WIVES  KIWIS DURING THE DAY RAPTORS AT NIGHT AND SEA CUCUMBERS IN BED. Philosoraptor

raptor likin the brits

WHAT US AMERICANS CALL A SARCASTIC DOUCHE THE BRITS CALL A CHEEKY BASTARD. AND THEY ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY. SARCASTIC DOUCHES ARE F'ING MORONIC. Philosoraptor

raptor loves wife and settin people strait(g)tit

STILL STRONG/SOLIDS  <3 RAPTOR LOVES WIFEY <3 <3. HUGS AND KISSES. XOXOX IS FOR LOONS TRYIN TO LOOK COOL. Philosoraptor

9gag best/worst idea

IF THEY MAKE A CHAT IN 9GAG WOULD BE A SUCCESS OR A FAIL? Philosoraptor

raptor explainin it

IN 2014

Raptor waitin it out for wifey <3

 RAPTOR LOVES WIFE  <3 Philosoraptor

No more visualizing

                                                                WHY VISUALIZE? WHEN THERE IS GOOGLE IMAGES? Philosoraptor

gettin through it. Give or take 2 years for the official wedding.

RAPTORSSAAZA LOVES WIFE <3   ALWAYS Philosoraptor

You gotta be kidding me with this....

FORESCUM'S DAD IS TRYING TO SQUARE ISSISZSSA AWAY. YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME. LOL. ISSAISZSISZA IS THE BIGGEST STUD ON THE PLANET ACCORDING TO MEGAN KELLY Philosoraptor

raptor hates phonies(usa congress)

THE USA HAS BEEN IN WWII MODE SINCE WWI. WE EVEN BUILT A SATELLITE TO CREATE CHAOS IN  OTHER COUNTRIES SO WE CAN SWOOP IN LIKE SUPER HEROES. WE'RE THAT PATHETIC OF A SOCIETY IN THE USA. Philosoraptor