Philosoraptor

what happens if...

WHAT WILL HAPPEN. IF SLENDERMAN IS REAL? Philosoraptor

if we are dating

SO YOUR IDEA OF A RELATIONSHIP IS NEVER CALLING OR TEXTING Philosoraptor

What about socks?

IF YOUR SHIRT ISN'T TUCKED INTO YOUR PANTS THEN YOUR PANTS ARE TUCKED INTO YOUR SHIRT Philosoraptor

IDGHP SAY WHAT?

COME UP WITH THE MEANING FOR THE INTERNET ABBREVIATION

Michael Motherfucking jackson

IF MICHAEL JACKSON FOUGHT E.T  WOULD THAT BE ALIEN VS PREDATOR Philosoraptor

Philosoraptor - Maybe when you rage at a game it means you're setting the bar too high

MAYBE WHEN YOU RAGE AT A GAME IT MEANS YOU'RE SETTING THE BAR TOO HIGH Philosoraptor

who makes the umbrellas??

IF UMBRELLA CORP ACTUALLY MAKES ZOMBIES THEN DOES ZOMBIE CORP ACTUALLY MAKE THE UMBRELLAS?? Philosoraptor

Best medicine

АКО СМЕХА Е НАЙ-ДОБРОТО ЛЕКАРСТВО. И МАРИХУАНАТА НИ КАРА ДА СЕ СМЕЕМ. ТО ИМА ЛИ ПО-ДОБРО ЛЕКАРСТВО ОТ МАРИХУАНАТА? Philosoraptor

loot palace

IF I MAKE A MEME FOR LOOT PALACE WILL YOU GIVE ME PLUNDER POINTS? Philosoraptor

Theory of Evolution

IF WE EVOLVED FROM APES WHERE DID THE APES COMES FROM IN THE FIRST PLACE? Philosoraptor