Philosoraptor

Sucky vampires

IF YOU SUCK AS A VAMPIRE, DOES THAT MEAN YOU DO IT RIGHT? Philosoraptor

FORWARD 2014

IF GOING TO GREAT FORWARD EVENTS CAUSES COMPRESSION HOW DOES GOING TO ANOTHER FORWARD EVENT DECOMPRESS YOU? Philosoraptor

FORWARD 2014

IF GOING TO EVENTS GREAT FORWARD EVENTS CAUSES COMPRESSION  HOW DOES GOING TO ANOTHER FORWARD EVENT DECOMPRESS YOU? Philosoraptor

The "Ex-Men"

IF RAMONA FLOWER'S SEVEN EVIL EXES TEAMED UP WOULD THEY BE CALLED THE EX-MEN? Philosoraptor

God is tea? All my tea?

GOD IS TEA? ALL MY TEA? Philosoraptor

LOLdi nobitch

SO IF ALL THESE BITCHES BAD... ...WHERE THE GOOD ONES AT? Philosoraptor

Y ...si el montaje

Y ...SI EL MONTAJE ES UN MONTAJE DE UN MONTAJE PARA LUEGO QUEDAR COMO VÍCTIMAS. OSCARIVCEPTION!  Philosoraptor

Bulgarian election wisdom

АКО ОТ ИЗБОРИТЕ НЕ ЗАВИСИ НИЩО... ...ТОГАВА ЗАЩО ПАРТИИТЕ КУПУВАТ ГЛАСОВЕ? Philosoraptor

Late Lunch 6

IF LIVE 105 IS FOR MODERN ROCK WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO HEAR LOADED GUN BY GLORYHOUND Philosoraptor

Swedish word play

OM ALIENS KOMMER HIT OCH BÖRJAR KASTRERAR MÄN, SNOPPAR DE JORDGUBBAR DÅ? Philosoraptor