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What happ

DO MOSQUITOS GET HIGH WHEN THEY SUCK BLOOD FROM A STONER Philosoraptor

crash :v

KALAU MATI LAMPU TV BISA NYALA DONG ? Philosoraptor

Co když ti povím

HMM BAVO V 3LITRU TAK TO OPRAVDU NVM, KDYŽ VYBĪRÁŠ DVACKY Philosoraptor

Wat een kutdag

IF I'M DRUNK AT WORK AND NOBODY NOTICES DO MY COLLEAGUES THINK I'M ALWAYS A WEIRD PERSON Philosoraptor

Getting high

SINCE SMOKING MARIJUANA IS CALLED GETTING HIGH DOES SMOKING IT ON AN AIRPLANE MAKE YOU HIGHER? Philosoraptor

Michael is lazy

ASKING MOM FOR RESUME ADVICE = CONTINUOUSLY LIVING AT HOME DUE TO UNEMPLOYMENT? Philosoraptor

hell no raptor

. CAN YOU READ THIS? Philosoraptor

Men need to protect women

HOW CAN MEN PROTECT WOMEN... IF MEN ARE THE ONES THEY NEED PROTECTION FROM? Philosoraptor

oh god what has this worl become

WHAT IF THE REASON DINOSAURS RAWRED WAS BECAUSE THEIR ARMS WERE TOO SHORT TO MASTURBATE? Philosoraptor

Typical QLD

HOW CAN YOU SUPPORT QLD IF YOU WERE BORN IN NSW? Philosoraptor