Philosoraptor

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IF DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT  THEN HOW AM I ALIVE?  Philosoraptor

Philosoraptor says:

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR  YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE ANY SENSE AT ALL Philosoraptor

Common Sense

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR  YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE ANY SENSE AT ALL Philosoraptor

Lazy Sunday

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE I WORE YOGA PANTS AND SNEAKERS ALL DAY YET, MY FITBIT ONLY SHOWS I TOOK 985 STEPS? Philosoraptor

Man utd fans

SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT MANCHESTER UNITED ARE SO BAD ALL THEIR FANS CAN TALK ABOUT IS LIVERPOOL LOSING ONE GAME? Philosoraptor

Chelsea tactics

KO RÕ LÀ CHEL CHƠI CHIẾN THUẬT 10-0-0 HAY 9-0-1 NỮA Philosoraptor

Are Lawyers men?

IF BEING A MAN MEANS KEEPING YOUR WORD... THEN DOESN'T THAT MEAN LAWYERS CAN'T BE MEN? Philosoraptor

Racist Raptor

IF THEY'RE BLACK WITH A MONKEY ON THEIR BACK... DOES THAT MEAN, THERE'S TWO MONKEYS ON THE PORCH? Philosoraptor

Hermaphrodite child

IF A HERMAPHRODITE CHILD WAS MISSING, WOULD YOU FIND HIM/HER ON A CARTON OF HALF & HALF Philosoraptor

Makes me wonder...

IF MAYANS COULD REALLY PREDICT THE FUTURE... ...HOW COME THEY WERE EXTINCT? Philosoraptor