Philosoraptor

Rules of life

HOW IS IT THAT IF A MAN DOESN'T PUT DOWN THE TOILET SEAT IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD? BUT IF A WOMAN DOESN'T PUT THE SEAT BACK IN A VEHICLE IT IS A-OK? Philosoraptor

Positive Philoseraptor

IF PEOPLE ARE SO HAPPY AND POSITIVE THEN WHY DO THEY ACT SO VINDICTIVE AND BUTTHURT? Philosoraptor

FOSSIL FOOLS

IF THE REMAINS OF AN EXTINCT SPECIES ARE USED TO MAKE THE REST OF THE PLANET EXTINCT IS THAT IRONY OR JUST GOD'S SICK SENSE OF HUMOR? Philosoraptor

odingoa aoidgnad goaisgdas

ČO KEĎ VLÁDA PRIKÁZALA DÁVAŤ DO POTRAVÍN PRÍPRAVKY NA ZNÍŽENIE TESTOSTERÓNU ABY AJ ČIASTOČNE ZABRÁNILA PREMNOŽENIU ĽUDÍ? A TO MÁ ZA DÔSLEDOK ŽENSKEJŠÍ MUŽSKÝ VÝZOR? Philosoraptor

Modern Liberal Logic

IF GOVERNMENT PROVIDES FREE STUFF THEN WHY DO THEY WANT TO RAISE TAXES? Philosoraptor

No es canasta

Y SI JUGARAMOS CANASTA... PLATA DIRÍA, NO ES

CHEAP EXIT

SO IF I BUY AN IPOD AND A CHEAP PHONE AND STICK IT TO THE BACK SIDE OF THE IPOD, DO I HAVE AN IPHONE? Philosoraptor

Is gluten bad

I ALWAYS FEEL SICK WHENEVER I EAT GLUTEN BASED PRODUCTS I WONDER IF I SHOLD STOP EATING GLUTEN BASED PRODUCTS.  Philosoraptor

now the big question is...

Y AHORA VAMOS A DORMIR UNA HORA MAS...? ...O UNA HORA MENOS? Philosoraptor

Bikes at night!

ITS MIDNIGHT!  DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR BICYCLE IS? Philosoraptor