Philosoraptor

Psychopaths are the 1%

SO, 1% OF THE POPULATION ARE PSYCHO PATHS. HMM, 1%. WHERE ELSE HAVE I HEARD THAT NUMBER? Philosoraptor

Good question

IF EVERYTHING CAUSES CANCER, AND WEED CURES CANCER  WHY CAN'T HIPPIES USE ANTIPERSPIRANT? Philosoraptor

lesbian friend

SOMETIMES I WONDER WHY MY FRIENDS PUT UP WITH ME... THEN I REMEMBER I'M THEIR 'LESBIAN FRIEND' Philosoraptor

Unpopular opinion puffin

IF UNPOPULAR OPINION PUFFIN IS REALY UNPOPULAR THEN SHOULDN'T IT NEVER MAKE THE FRONT PAGE  Philosoraptor

Come What May

WHEN IT COMES TIME FOR CHRISTIAN TO DIE, HOW WILL HE MEET SATINE ON THE OTHER SIDE CONSIDERING SATINE IS A GINGER AND GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS? Philosoraptor

Michael Parkinson must have been hallucinating that Meg Ryan was being difficult with him - Philosoraptor

MICHAEL PARKINSON MUST HAVE BEEN HALLUCINATING THAT MEG RYAN WAS BEING DIFFICULT WITH HIM Philosoraptor

Is it?

IS A BLOWJOB FROM A MUPPET  ALSO A HANDJOB? Philosoraptor

Serbian rape

DAL DA TE SILUJEM??? MA HOCU  Philosoraptor

NS for sinkies

IF NS IS A PRIVILEGE WHY DON'T WE EXTEND IT TO ALL FOREIGNERS? Philosoraptor

What if Anime girls

WHAT IF ANIME GIRLS WERE REAL BUT YOU COULD'NT MAKE OUT WITH THEM Philosoraptor