Philosoraptor

Zumba dinosour

AND YOU SAY THAT SHAKING YOUR ASS FREELY WITH OTHER PEOPLE IS NOT ONLY ALLOWED BUT IT IS FITNESS? THINK I AM GOING TO ZUMBA... Philosoraptor

Oh so stupid

WHEN YOU ARE DEAD, YOU DON'T KNOW IT, IT IS ONLY HARD ON THOSE AROUND YOU. THE SAME THING WHEN YOU ARE STUPID. Philosoraptor

ola xd hj

E SE TU FOSSES UM CÃO? Philosoraptor

guinness book

IF EMILEE'S NAME WAS IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS I WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE FOR... Philosoraptor

What is Obama?

IF OBAMA IS WEAK & IMPERIAL DOES THAT MAKE US THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE? LOL Philosoraptor

BEWARE OF RAID!

IF COCKROACHES CAN SURVIVE A NUCLEAR BOMB,  METEORS & CHEMICAL WARFARE... THEN WHAT THE HECK IS IN A CAN OF RAID?? Philosoraptor

Gonna End Badly...

IF WOMEN ARE NEVER WRONG... WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWO WOMEN DISAGREE? Philosoraptor

Dolphins Language

DO CAPTIVE DOLPHINS SPEAK WILD DOLPHIN-ISH? Philosoraptor

dinosaur winning the lottery

IF I WON THE LOTTERY WHAT WOULD I DO Philosoraptor

A pondering Velociraptor

IF I ILLEGALLY TORRENTED MOVIES AND I LIVED IN JAMAICA.. ...WOULD THAT MAKE ME A PIRATE OF THE CARIBBEAN? Philosoraptor