Philosoraptor

If lwft is right, then only right is left, right?

IF LEFT IS RIGHT, THEN ONLY RIGHT IS LEFT RIGHT? Philosoraptor

By which means?

COMO VOCÊ SABE       QUE EU AMO SEU SORRISO? Philosoraptor

Money Tree

WHAT ELSE IS A THUG TO DO WHEN YOU EATIN CHEESE FROM THE GOVERVNMENT? Philosoraptor

Who knows?

WHO CAME FIRST? ARCEUS OR MEW? Philosoraptor

Simple philosiraptor mathematics

IF 1 LIKE = 1 PRAYER DOES THAT MEAN THAT WHEN I PRAY, GOD LIKES SOMETHING ON FACEBOOK? Philosoraptor

Drone Raptor

IF AMERICANS ARE RENOUNCING THEIR CITIZENSHIP TO AVOID TAXES... MAYBE WE CAN DRONE STRIKE THEM FOR TAX EVASION! Philosoraptor

yada yada

HVIS MAN IKKE SKRIVER OM SIN KÆRESTE PÅ FACEBOOK HAR MAN SÅ OVER HOVEDET EN KÆRESTE Philosoraptor

My shop

IF I GET OUT OF MY SHOP WHO WILL TELL PEOPLE TO GET OUT Philosoraptor

Existential crisis

WHAT?  Philosoraptor

Flying or Waiting?

IF THE EARTH SPINS AT 1,060MPH, AND MY PLANE LEAVES AUSTRALIA AT 580MPH AM I FLYING TO THE USA, OR JUST WAITING FOR THE EARTH TO SPIN BELOW ME? Philosoraptor