Philosoraptor

make fun of memes

EXTREMELY  CLEVER COMMENT Philosoraptor

Ex-Stepsister Memories to Cherish

REMEMBER HOW YOUR FATHER HIT MY MOTHER, AND I GOT MY ASS KICKED FOR TRYING TO CALL THE COPS ON HIM? YES, I WAS AWARE IT WAS YOU WHO WARNED HIM. Philosoraptor

Ex-Stepsister Memories to Cherish

REMEMBER WHEN YOU ATE THE WHOLE PAN OF HOTDOGS, BLAMED ME, & YOUR DAD BEAT MY ASS AND I WENT HUNGRY? SOMEHOW, I DOUBT IT.  Philosoraptor

Raptor Speaks

SACRIFICE A VIRGIN FOR A SUPER BOWL RING EH? CLEVER GIRL Philosoraptor

Probowl > 2014 Superbowl

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE PROBOWL  WOULD BE MORE EXCITING THAN THE SUPERBOWL Philosoraptor

Favorite pick up line

FAVORITE PICK UP LINE ANNND GO Philosoraptor

The Truth About Birds

ARE BIRDS REALLY SINGING? OR ARE THEY SCREAMING BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Philosoraptor

Go Broncos! (Seahawks suck)

IF GOD DECIDED NOT TO

# 1 Defenses Are Overrated

IF DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS, THEN WHY DID THE 1989 49ERS TURN THE BRONCOS INTO HORSEMEAT? Philosoraptor

raptor ahhaha

IF EMINEM RAPS AND ACTS THAT MAKE'S HIM A RAPTOR Philosoraptor