Philosoraptor

So Crate

WHAT IF YOU COULD BUY ITEMS IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS Philosoraptor

not a chance

IF I CONSTANTLY BRING UP 30-YEAR-OLD SUPERBOWL RINGS, MAYBE EVERYONE WILL THINK THE 49ERS CAN WIN IN SEATTLE. Philosoraptor

awwww such love

PEUT-ÊTRE QUE JE FAIS DE L'INSOMNIE... ...PARCE QUE JE PENSE TROP À TOI? Philosoraptor

If there are many Che(s) in a room would it be called

AWWSOME  OR AWWFUL Philosoraptor

if you think well

IF MEN ARE DOGS THEN WOMEN MAKE LOVE WITH THEM AND GET CHILDREN SO BABY BOYS AND GIRLS ARE BABY DOGS AND BITCHES Philosoraptor

Bacon on bacon crime

IF YOU FEED A PIG NOTHING BUT BACON, YOU THAT PIG BECOME THE TASTIEST BACON EVER? Philosoraptor

Tha12fh manz

IF SEAHAWKS HAVE 1 TOO MANY PLAYERS ON THE FIELD WHEN THE PLAY STARTS AND GETS FLAGGED THEN DOES THE 12TH MAN BECOME THE 13TH? Philosoraptor

So sxc Tim

IF TIM IS SO SEXY, THEN WHERE ARE ALL OF HIS BITCHES? Philosoraptor

Tits can be used for good

IF I CHANGE MY PROFILE PIC TO A HOT CHICK... I CAN AWAKEN MORE SHEEPLE... Philosoraptor

Your mother

WHAT IF BIRDS AREN'T SINGING. THEY'RE JUST SCREAMING BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.  Philosoraptor