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Philosoraptor

HAPPY HOUR

IF HAPPY HOUR IS OVER 6 HOURS LONG SHOULDN'T IT BE CALLED HAPPY HOURS? Philosoraptor
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smoking is cool

SE LE TASSE SULLE SIGARETTE RIDUCONO IL FUMO LE TASSE SULLE IMPRESE RIDUCONO IL LAVORO? Philosoraptor
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The best medicine

IF LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE AND WEED MAKES YOU LAUGH THEN DOES THAT MEAN WEED THE BEST MEDICINE? Philosoraptor
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Homeless Turkey: Fresh or Frozen?

IF A HOMELESS TURKEY DIES OF EXPOSURE ...DOES THAT MAKE IT FRESH OR FROZEN? Philosoraptor
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Billy stories

SO THEN I SPENT THE NEXT DAY LISTENING TO BILLY TELL ME HIS RELATIVES WERE HERE FIRST Philosoraptor
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If a person is half Jewish, are they Jew-ish?

IF A PERSON IS HALF JEWISH... ...ARE THEY JEW-ISH? Philosoraptor
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to zombie or not to zombie

IF YOU HAVE A ZOMBIE SURVIVAL PLAN, DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE PLANNING ON SURVIVING AS A ZOMBIE? Philosoraptor
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Diet Coffee Snobs

YOU WANT A VENTI TRIPLE SKINNY LATTE WITH NO FOAM EXTRA HOT AND 2 SPLENDA? MAKE IT AT HOME YOU PICKY..... Philosoraptor
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How much is enough?

IF CONGRESS CAN SPEND WHAT IT WANTS, WITHOUT RESTRAINT OF INCOME WHY DO WE HAVE TO PAY ANY TAXES? Philosoraptor
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STONER PHILOSORAPTOR

IF U DREAM THAT U SMOKE A BLUNT WOULD U WAKE UP HIGH? Philosoraptor
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