Philosoraptor

Happy Christmas New Year?

IF THE CALENDAR STARTS WITH THE BIRTH OF JESUS AND JESUS WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS. THEN WHY DON'T WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS ON JANUARY 1ST? Philosoraptor

A talk with the dino: Herobrine

IF HEROBRINE EXISTS WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SPAWN HIM RIGHT? BUT SINCE WE CAN'T SPAWN HIM, OR ENCOUNTER HIM... THEN IT MEANS HEROBRINE WAS A GRIEFER... YAY HEROBRINE REMOVED!!!! Philosoraptor

REDLINE NATION

WAIT YOU'RE GOING TO KILL THEM ON YOUR OWN NEXT SEASON? SELF MADE? THIS SELF MADE EVO IS GOING TO PUT BUS LENGTHS ON YOU STRAWBERRY KING Philosoraptor

REDLINE NATION

WAIT YOU'RE GOING TO KILL THEM ON YOUR OWN NEXT SEASON? SELF MADE? THIS SELF MADE EVO IS GOING TO PUT BUS LENGTHS ON YOU Philosoraptor

NICK TERZO

WAIT YOU'RE GOING TO KILL THEM ON YOUR OWN NEXT SEASON? SELF MADE? THIS SELF MADE EVO IS GOING TO PUT BUS LENGTHS ON YOU FAT BOY Philosoraptor

create the creator, mofo

IF EVERYTHING MUST HAVE A CREATOR, WHAT CREATED THE CREATOR? Philosoraptor

wetter than water...hmmmm...

IF I COULD BE WETTER THAN WATER... ...SHOULDN'T I BE AN OCEAN? Philosoraptor

Car meme

YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU NEED 4 MORE PISTONS TO BEAT A SMALL FAN? Philosoraptor

Wigger Ginger

HE'S WHITE A GINGER AND HE HANGS OUT WITH BLACKS? YUPP HE'S A WIGGER Philosoraptor

Dear god

GOBBLY GOOP? I AM AWARE THAT THERE DOES EXIST A LIQUID SUBSTANCE THAT BREAKS DOWN MOLECULES, BUT MY WORDS DO NOT BREAK DOWN MOLECULES. MY WORDS DO NO RELATE TO STOMACH ACIDS Philosoraptor