Philosoraptor

Phobias are ironic

HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA MEANS

Johnny Tank 6

MAYBE I WOULDN'T GET YELLED AT IF I WAITED FOR THE ORDER TO BE APPROVED BEFORE I SENT OUT THE TANK Philosoraptor

intollerible fuck you

IS INTOLERANCE OF INTOLERANCE - INTOLERANCE? Philosoraptor

If women think they aren't meant to cook

IF WOMEN THINK THEY AREN'T MEANT TO COOK THEN WHY DO THEY HAVE EGGS AND MILK INSIDE THEM? Philosoraptor

test test

NESE DIKUSH S'KA NI KEJT JETEN CFAR GJUHE FLASIN MENIMET E TINA? Philosoraptor

Haverá alguém mais burro

HAVERÁ ALGUÉM MAIS BURRO QUE O IGOR? Philosoraptor

Espelho meu, espelho meu, haverá alguém mais parvo do que o igor

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house musack

IF

Hmm never thought about that

HMM I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT TONY Philosoraptor

EMHCSH -- Carpool?

IF YOU ARE TAKING THE EUCHARIST TO THE SICK AND HOMEBOUND, CAN YOU LEGALLY DRIVE IN THE CARPOOL LANE? Philosoraptor