Philosoraptor

I wond if they'll have some sort of specific timing for jumping in the future

IF GRAVITY REALLY COMES IN WAVE FORM HAVE OLYMPIC RECORDS FOR JUMPING JUST BEEN LUCKY JUMPS DUE TO LOW GRAVITY? Philosoraptor

Bake Bacon? Cook Cookies?

WHY IS IT THAT WE BAKE COOKIES BUT COOK BACON? Philosoraptor

"A Sound of Thunder"

I WONDER WHAT  ECKELS TASTES LIKE Philosoraptor

It's the eye of the Dragon

IF YOU ARE THE DRAGONBORN THEN DO YOU MARCH TO THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT THU'UM? Philosoraptor

Beware Of Raptors

HMMM.... WHAT DO I WANT FOR DINNER?  Philosoraptor

time pizza

IF I BRIBE THEM WITH PIZZA.... MAYBE THEY'LL GET MORE SESSIONS AND ACTUALLY HAVE CORRECT TIMESHEETS... Philosoraptor

Awesome Meetings

SOMETIMES MY BEST IDEAS COME FROM MEETINGS Philosoraptor

Ideas and Meetings

SOMETIMES THE BEST IDEAS... HAPPEN WHEN WE'RE AT MEETINGS. Philosoraptor

Math Test?!

HAD A MATH TEST TODAY NOPE DON'T REMEMBER Philosoraptor

dad always said

IF A GRASSHOPPER HAD SIX GUNS  A CHICKEN WOULDN'T FUCK WITH IT  Philosoraptor