Philosoraptor

Blunt or Cig

SHOULD I SMOKE ANOTHER BLUNT NOW... OR, SHOULD I SMOKE A CIGARETTE FIRST? Philosoraptor

Suuure ;)

NOT SURE IF NATALIE OR LOVE.. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.. Philosoraptor

Hovercraft or twinkie?

NOT SURE IF THIS A HOVERCRAFT OR A FANCY TWINKIE. Philosoraptor

There's a fine line

THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN COURAGE AND STUPIDITY... IF YOU HAVE TO ASK WHERE THAT LINE IS, IT MAY ALREADY BE TOO LATE. Philosoraptor

chris bosch

CHRIS BOSCH BEFORE THE NBA Philosoraptor

St Joes

IF WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO STEP ON THE HOLY GRASS... HOW COME THE LAWN MOWERS CAN DRIVE ALL OVER IT? Philosoraptor

Girls Logic

WILL A GIRL WITH A PH.D. IN LOGIC ARGUE LOGICALLY ??? Philosoraptor

toilet love

IF I CLOGGED ONE OF MY TOILETS WITH DUMP WOULD IT CLOG MY OTHER ONE AS WELL?? Philosoraptor

coke

I COULD HAVE SWORE.... I LEFT MY CRACK COCAINE IN MY ROOM ON MY DRESS IN THAT LITTLE TIN BOX THAT SAYS CRACK COCAINE. WHO COULD HAVE TAKEN IT?! COULDNT HAVE BEEN MY COKE ADDICTED FRIEND THAT WAS JUST HERE. Philosoraptor

Fuck you?

IF TOMATO IS A FRUIT THEN DOESN'T THAT MAKE KETCHUP A SMOOTHIE? Philosoraptor