Philosoraptor

WHAT IF YOU SING IN TUNE WHEN YOU'RE ONLY SINGING LA? Philosoraptor

IF THEY'RE ONLY SINGING ON LA WHY CAN'T THEY SING IN TUNE? Philosoraptor

bot tolay

BOT-TOLAY ADDA? BESH BESH! Philosoraptor

Lindsay Lohan <3 Activia

WHAT IF LINDSAY LOHAN AND JAMIE LEE CURTIS NEVER SWITCHED BACK AFTER FREAKY FRIDAY AND ITS JAMIE LEE CURTIS GETTING DRUNK IN PUBLIC AND LINDSAY LOHAN IS SITTING AROUND EATING ACTIVIA? Philosoraptor

Greysheet musings

NELSON MANDELLA SAT IN JAIL FOR 27 YEARS FOR FREEDOM...  AND I THROUGH MY ABSTINENCE AWAY BECAUSE MY WIFE WAS ACTING LIKE A 'BITCH'... Philosoraptor

My Celebrity Crush and Dystopian Young Adult Literature Crush in One Package

DO I LOVE JENNIFER LAWRENCE BECAUSE SHE PLAYS KATNISS EVERDEEN OR DO I LOVE KATNISS EVERDEEN BECAUSE SHE'S PLAYED BY JENNIFER LAWRENCE IN THE MOVIE VERSION Philosoraptor

Children 18:3

IF I LISTEN TO CHILDREN 18:3 ON MY BIRTHDAY WILL ALL MY BALLOONS POP Philosoraptor

Murder or Suicide?

IF YOU CLONE YOURSELF AND YOUR CLONE KILLS YOU DID YOU COMMIT MURDER OR SUICIDE? Philosoraptor

fruedlosiphyascad A

THERE'S THREE PARTS OF THE PSYCHE ID, EGO, AND THE SUPEREGO Philosoraptor

stressed rapter

IF STRESS CAN KILL YOU... DOES THAT MEAN HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS ARE MURDERERS? Philosoraptor