Philosoraptor

Give me candy lady

IS THIS INKY! SLAP HIM  Philosoraptor

My sis just said i look fat and ugly

MY SIS SAID IM FAT AND UGLY  THE THING IS THAT WE ARE IDENTICAL TWINS.. Philosoraptor

I DON'T CARE

SO BIG MEDIA DOESN'T WANT REGULATION BUT THEY'RE TRYING TO IMPOSE REGULATIONS ON THEIR CUSTOMERS? Philosoraptor

im wth stpd

IF THE “I’M WITH STUPID” SHIRT IS NOT POINTING AT ANYONE IS THERE A STUPID GHOST RIGHT BESIDE?! Philosoraptor

Modiin or modinosaurus?

MODIIN  OR MODINOSAURUS? Philosoraptor

Ang nasa loob, lumalabas...

ANG PANGIT NA UGALI, NAGBEBLEND SA MUKHA VIS-A-VIS Philosoraptor

Not on call

IF ONE IS NOT ON CALL.. WHY ARE THEY BEING CALLED... Philosoraptor

Woodwinds FTW

NO NEED TO CLEAN MY HOUSE. I CAN JUST THROW SOME PLASTIC DINOS ON TOP OF THE CRAP HEAP AND BLAME IT ON THEM.  WINNING! Philosoraptor

prices philosaurus

WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PRICES ALWAYS PAY WITH A £20 NOTE? Philosoraptor

I wonder? What is this LIFT OFF

I WONDER... WHAT IS THIS LIFT OFF? Philosoraptor