Philosoraptor

ADI ADC

ADITZU ADC? IS IT A JOKE? Philosoraptor

XBOX

IF KERWIN WENT MISSING DURING THE PS4 LUANCH WILL RAMON GO MISSING DURING THE XBOX ONE LAUNCH?  Philosoraptor

Finepoint Fuckup

WHAT IF AN UPDATE WAS RELEASED THAT ACTUALLY FIXED THE SYSTEM RATHER THAN BREAKING IT? Philosoraptor

Science Mark Schemes

ANSWER IS RIGHT                                              BUT NOT IN THE MARK SCHEME Philosoraptor

Think about it...

IF YOU RAPE A PROSTITUTE IS IT CALLED RAPE OR SHOPLIFTING? Philosoraptor

The Obamacare roll-out is like Hurricane Katrina?

THE OBAMAMCARE ROLL-OUT IS LIKE HURRICANE KATRINA? YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO ON YOUR ROOF FOR 5 DAYS IF THE WEBSITE CRASHES, RIGHT? Philosoraptor

Woodwinds FTW

GUESS I'LL PLAY THE TRUMPET FOR NOW. MAYBE WHEN I EVOLVE INTO 10 FINGERS I CAN TRY A REAL INSTRUMENT. Philosoraptor

I'm double agnostic

IF YOU AREN'T SURE OF THE EXISTENCE OF TWO DIFFERENT GODS ARE YOU DIAGNOSTIC? Philosoraptor

loch ness donster

WHAT IF THE LOCH NESS MONSTER DIDN'T DISAPPEAR, BUT SIMPLY RELOCATED, TO MAYBE SOMEWHERE LIKE PSBB T.P ROAD!! Philosoraptor

What if we all post about job offers, her?

I HEARD OF A JOB POSTING I'LL SHARE IT HERE Philosoraptor