Philosoraptor

what pintrest is like...

YOU KNOW WHAT PINTEREST IS?  ITS CHOCOLATE.    Philosoraptor

Seriously Memes Floyd

KEEP DRUGS ILLEGAL? IT WORKS SO GOOD TO PREVENT RAPE, MURDER AND ROBBERY RIGHT? Philosoraptor

Sharks? Wht?

IF EATING FISH MAKES LUNA A CANNIBAL... ARE SHARKS ALSO CANNIBALS? Philosoraptor

Fuck your stupid fucking title rules

WAIT...LUNA EATS FISH? SO...SHE'S A CANNIBAL?! Philosoraptor

Who I love

SO, IF I SHARE THIS PICTURE, I LOVE GOD, BUT IF I KEEP SCROLLING I LOVE SANTANAS? DO YOU MEAN SATAN OR THE GUY WHO SINGS BLACK MAGIC WOMAN?  BECAUSE YOU'RE CONFUSING ME. Philosoraptor

philosoraptor... ??

I'VE TRANSLATED OVER 200 SENTENCES OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHY CAN'T I UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE SAYING IN THIS MOVIE? Philosoraptor

Dream Acid

IF I DREAM OF TAKING ACID AND THEN WAKE UP IMMEDIATELY WAS IT REALLY A DREAM OR IS THIS ME TRIPPING? Philosoraptor

intrebari pe ask

DACA DAU SHARE MEREU LA ASK DIN 5 IN 5 MINUTE CA ALTII PRIMESC MAI MULTER INTREBARI SAU MAI MULTE INJURATURI? Philosoraptor

Vodafone customer support

SO YOU CAN MAKE MY MISSOLD CONTRACT CHEAPER...  BY MAKING IT MORE EXPENSIVE? Philosoraptor

USMC Lies

IF MARINES NEVER DIE, THEY JUST REGROUP IN HELL... WHO THE FUCK IS GUARDING THE STREETS OF HEAVEN? Philosoraptor