Philosoraptor

Growtopia? dude i dont have internet

GROWTOPIA? DUDE! I DONT HAVE INTERNET!!!!!!!!! Philosoraptor

helping the environment

CAN VEGETARIAN EXCREMENT BE USED AS FARM FERTILIZER? Philosoraptor

Reno idiot

IF ROCKET TOWN WAS BUILT AFTER THE FAILED LAUNCH 4 YEARS AGO... HOW COME IT'S LISTED AS CID'S PLACE OF BIRTH? Philosoraptor

If I kissed Mikkel

IF I KISSED MIKKEL DID I KISS A GIRL AS WELL? Philosoraptor

this is a catchy title. screw you quickmeme.

IF A TREE FALLS IN A FOREST AND NO ONE HEARS IT WHO OWNS THE RIGHTS TO REPRODUCE IT ELECTRONICALLY? Philosoraptor

Teacher's Conundrum

IF A TEACHER CAN'T TEACH ALL SUBJECTS, THEN, HOW DO YOU EXPECT A SINGLE STUDENT TO LEARN ALL SUBJECTS? Philosoraptor

I Mean, Think About It

IF VAMPIRES DON'T HAVE REFLECTIONS IN THE MIRROR WHY IS COUNT DRACULA'S HAIR ALWAYS SO NEATLY COMBED? Philosoraptor

Government hypocracy

IF ADAM KOKESH IS CONSIDERED DANGEROUS FOR HAVING A FIREARM THEN WHY DID THE GOVERNMENT GIVE HIM ONE WHEN HE WAS IN THE MARINES? Philosoraptor

Dinosaurus? C'est une langue

DINOSAURUS C'EST UNE LANGUE Philosoraptor

howdy mister...ess?

IF THE WOMAN A MAN HAS AN AFFAIR WITH IS A MISTRESS IS THE MAN A MAN HAS AN AFFAIR WITH A MISTERESS? Philosoraptor