Philosoraptor

KitKat? I love kitkats.

IF KITKAT IS MEMORY FRIENDLY FOR EVEN THE CHEAPEST PHONES, DO I EVEN GET A NEW PHONE AFTER THE GNEX? Philosoraptor

Bert je bent een zombie!!

BERT, DO  YOU KNOW YOU'RE... FAT? Philosoraptor

Reformation Day

SHOULD I CELEBRATE GHOSTS, GOBLINS, WITCHES, ETC.? OR THE BEGINNING OF THE RESTORATION OF THE GOSPEL? Philosoraptor

fat- hypocrite

IF SOMEONE IS NOT PAYING HIS STUDIO RENT, BUT HE IS TRAVELLING ALL-OVER EUROPE, THAT MEANS HE IS A HYPOCRITE? Philosoraptor

BRACE YOURSELFS

SHOULD I VOTE FOR TONY &LORENA OR LORENA & TONY (HOMECOMING KING/QUEEN) Philosoraptor

FLOSSTRADAMUS MEME

IF FLOSSTRADAMUS REMIXED THE ORIGINAL DON DOES THAT MAKE FLOSSTRADAMUS THE ORIGINAL DON? Philosoraptor

Deaf farts

WHEN DEAF PEOPLE FART  DO THEY KNOW THEIR FARTS MAKE NOISE? Philosoraptor

maybe obama supports his healthcare plan

BECAUSE... HE DOESN'T HAVE TO USE IT Philosoraptor

maybe obama hasn't produced a birth certificate

BECAUSE... HE'S NOT FROM THIS COUNTRY Philosoraptor

Indeed Indeed Indeed

  IF I'M BISEXUAL,   DOES THAT MEAN I NEED TO ACT HALF-STRAIGHT? Philosoraptor