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John is it?

YOU'RE JOHN RIGHT?.... SORRY I DONT KNOW YOU. Philosoraptor

Im sorry...

IM SORRY, IM LOST... BUT WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? Philosoraptor

LinkedIn Conundrum

IF A RECRUITER ON LINKEDIN THINKS I'M SUITABLE FOR A POSITION... WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR MY RESUME? Philosoraptor

Olan Rogers

WHEN OLAN ROGERS GETS OLDER WILL HE INSIST ON BEING CALLED MR.?  Philosoraptor

True story

IF REAL MADRID PAYED THE REFREE AND THEN BARCELONA PAYED THEM BACK WOULDNT IT BE CALLED A PAYBACK Philosoraptor

Sera que

32... ES COMO 16, 2 VECES? Philosoraptor

BARCA IS BANCI

KATANYA BARCA ITU BANCI TAPI KALO MADRID KALAH SAMA BARCA, BERATI MADRID ?? Philosoraptor

everything is fake

IF EVERYTHING IS FAKE, THEN ISN'T ME THINKING SO ALSO FAKE ? THEN IS A FAKE THOUGHT ABOUT

loser dino

IS THAT AN ANSWER TO THE PREVIOUS QUESTION..?? OR IS THAT U REALLY DONT NO HOW TO FUCK A LOSER..?? Philosoraptor

Silence is Rape

IF SILENCE IS VIOLENCE THEN WOULDN'T WITHOLDING SEX BE RAPE? Philosoraptor