Philosoraptor

recycling dinosaurs

IF OIL IS MADE FROM DECOMPOSED DINOSAURS & PLASTIC IS MADE FROM OIL, ARE TOY DINOSAURS MADE FROM MY ROTTED CORPSE? Philosoraptor

Cheese dilema

THE MORE SWISS CHEESE YOU HAVE, THE MORE HOLES YOU HAVE... THE MORE HOLES YOU HAVE THE LESS SWISS CHEESE YOU HAVE... Philosoraptor

Philoserapter Boots

IF I TAP MY BOOTS TOGETHER 3 TIMES... ...WILL I BE TELEPORTED BACK HOME?  Philosoraptor

Suddenly Obvious Philosoraptor

IF BATMAN HASSLED SUPERMAN ABOUT HIS DEAD PARENTS, WOULDN'T SUPERMAN GET A CHANCE TO HASSLE TOO? Philosoraptor

Universo cellulare-raptor

E SE CI FOSSERO INFINITI UNIVERSI NELLE NOSTRE CELLULE? E SE IL NOSTRO UNIVERSO FOSSE LA CELLULA DI UN ESSERE ENORME?!? Philosoraptor

Gin and Tonic

ANOTHER GIN AND TONIC YOU ASK? DEPENDS ON WHETHER I CAN PUT IT ON THE STARTUP Philosoraptor

mind-blow #1

IF YOU HAVE TO WONDER IF YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED... IS THE ANSWER AUTOMATICALLY

Dance Styyyyyyles

IF THERE ARE ONLY GOOD PEOPLE AT THE SHOW HOW CAN YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT VIOLENT CANCING Philosoraptor

I'M DIE... APPARENTLY

IF SHE SAYS,

Think about it

WHAT IF ASSASIN'S CREED WAS PRODUCED BY A REBELLION GANG, SO THEY CAN FLOOD THE INTERNET WITH