Philosoraptor

Steps Or Die

YOU SAY WORK THE STEPS OR DIE? I THINK I WILL WORK THE STEPS! Philosoraptor

weather siren raptor

IF ONE LONG BLAST MEANS TAKE COVER, AND 3 SHORTS BLASTS ARE THE ALL CLEAR.... ARE TWO SHORT BLASTS WITH ONE MEDIUM BLAST MEAN IT'S TIME TO BREAK OUT A PITCHER OF MARGHERITAS AND TURN OFF THE RADIO? Philosoraptor

AmKon Coldjoint

IF COGBURN IS COLDJOINT DOES THAT MEAN MOJO IS SCREAMMMMM? Philosoraptor

Hitler? Daddy?

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Mens fdn

HOW CAN A MEN'S FOUNDATION BE 'OFFICIAL' WHEN 6 MALE STAFF ARE EXCLUDED? Philosoraptor

LUMPIA LICK

IF JUSTIN LICKS ALL THE LUMPIA TO CLAIM THEM AND ARIC LICKS JUSTIN DOES ARIC OWN ALL THE LUMPIA AND JUSTIN? Philosoraptor

What is musak

DO THINGS HAVE MEANING  ONLY BECAUSE WE GIVE THEM MEANING? Philosoraptor

Territory marking

DO YOU WRITE YOUR NAME IN ALL SORT OF PLACES INSTEAD OF USING PEE FOR MARKING YOUR TERRITORY? Philosoraptor

Who's in charge?

IF EMPIRES ARE RUN BY AN EMPEROR AND KINGDOMS ARE RUN BY A KING WHO IS RUNNING OUR COUNTRY? Philosoraptor

didnt kill you

YOU WENT TO TURN ON THE POWER BREAKER I DIDNT KILL YOU (I DID NOT KILL YOU) Philosoraptor