Philosoraptor

2chainz sucks

IF BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER?  IS THERE ANY BEAUTY IN A 2CHAINZ FAN? Philosoraptor

St mark

IF ST. MARKS IS SO WEALTHY WHY DON'T THEY BUY ANY PEACOCKS? Philosoraptor

mañana juega el REAL MADRID!!!!! SI

CON SUERTE Y MEXICO VA AL MUNDIAL SERA? Philosoraptor

Dem Master Bawls

IF A MASTER BALL CAN CATCH ANYTHING FOR SURE, THEN IS IT POSSIBLE TO CAPTURE A TRAINER'S POKEMON WITH IT? Philosoraptor

Posey Poses for Pritchard

IF PRITCHARD POSES FOR PICTURES WITH POSEY DOES THAT MEAN POSEY PRITCHARDS FOR PICTURES WITH PRITCHARD? Philosoraptor

beer cart raptor

I'M HERE NOW WITH A FULL BEER CART. SO WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME WHEN I'LL BE BACK AROUND? Philosoraptor

Let's maybe rethink this one.

ASTEROIDS ARE IN THE HEMISPHERE AND HEMORRHOIDS ARE, WELL.... MAYBE WE GOT THAT BACKWARDS. Philosoraptor

in the land of oz

DO MONKEYS REALLY FLY? OR DO WITCHES REALLY MELT WHEN THEY GET WET ! Philosoraptor

do monkeys really fly?

 OR WITCHES DO MELT WHEN YOU GET THEM WET Philosoraptor

it's peanut butter jelly time !!

IF IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME... WHY DO I SEE A DANCING BANANA ? Philosoraptor