Philosoraptor

Men are Dr. Who

IF WOMEN CAN BE DOCTORS WHY IS DR. WHO ALWAYS MALE? Philosoraptor

Hear a noise, push a button.

WHAT IF THE SNOOZE BUTTON ON AN ALARM CLOCK IS JUST A CONTINUATION OF PAVLOV'S DOG EXPERIMENT? Philosoraptor

Nonessential government

GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN -COUNTRY STILL FUNCTIONING CONGRESSMEN ARE THE NONESSENTIAL EMPLOYEES Philosoraptor

I mean..seriously!

IF WE HAVE A RIGHT FOR ANONYMOUS EXAMS WHAT ABOUT TAKE-HOME EXAMS? Philosoraptor

Angel Beats, Anohana

YOU WATCHED ANOHANA AND ANGEL BEATS BUT DIDN'T CRY? 99% OF PEOPLE DISLIKE YOUR EXISTENCE. INCLUDING YOURSELF. Philosoraptor

Toronto Raptor

WHERE  DAFUQ BOSH Philosoraptor

Unbias news?

HOW CAN NPR BE AN UNBIAS NEWS ORGANIZATION ... WHEN IT IS FUNDED BY THE GOVERNMENT? Philosoraptor

but why

IF BARRELS ARE HARMLESS THEN WHY DO YOU FEAR THEM PEWDS Philosoraptor

Christopher columbus

WHAT IF COLUMBUS DAY CELEBRATES AMERICAS MISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN  AND NOT THE MURDEROUS SLAVER. Philosoraptor

Doesn't that make me hotter than you?

IF YOU'RE COOLER THAN ME, DOESN'T THAT MAKE ME HOTTER THAN YOU? Philosoraptor