Philosoraptor

titan words

IF A BOAT IS BIGGER THAN A BOOT IS A BAAT EVEN BIGGER?! Philosoraptor

The Future Belongs to those who Prepare for it!

IT WASN'T RAINING   WHEN NOAH BUILT THE ARK Philosoraptor

case management vellum

WHAT IF WE PUT CASE MANAGEMENT IN VELLUM? Philosoraptor

Two faces

IF BEETLE IS SUCH A SHIT... WHY IS 911 SO GOOD? Philosoraptor

Think about it...

WHAT IF PINNOCHIO SAID

Trini Quake

ANDY TRAINS LEGS + MUSCLE FAILURE + FALLING = 6.2 MAGNITUDE EARTHQUAKE.. Philosoraptor

superman addicted

HOW MANY BLUNTS DOES SUPERMAN SMOKE SO HE CAN FLY LIKE  THAT?! Philosoraptor

Hipsters at Greenwich Village.

IF EVERYONE THERE IS A HIPSTER ISN'T IT

Hipsters at Greenwich Village.

IF EVERYONE THERE IS A HIPSTER ISN'T IN

Southern soldiers

IF WE'RE IN THE MILITARY AND STATIONED IN NORTH CAROLINA DOES THAT MAKE US