Philosoraptor

grammar pros!

DECELERATION?  OR DEACELERATION?   Philosoraptor

stupid docs!

IF VIRUSES ARE IMMUNE TO ANTIBIOTICS WHY DOES THE DOCTOR GIVE EM' TO US DURING FLU?  Philosoraptor

booty calls

WHY DONT THEY CALL BUTTDIALS  BOOTY CALLS Philosoraptor

Spongebob had never lied to us

HAVE ANYONE TRIED TO MAKE A BURGER UNDERWATER? KRABY PATTY TASTE SO DELICIOUS MAYBE DUE TO COOK IT UNDERWATER Philosoraptor

Obamas not a terrorist?

IF OBAMA IS REALLY A NON-US BORN TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER  WOULDN'T HE WANT TO MAKE GUNS EASIER TO GET FOR CRIMINALS AND TERRORIST SUSPECTS? Philosoraptor

Objectification of women

IF YOU ARE AGAINST THE OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE FOR THE SUBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN? Philosoraptor

beast sdff

IF BEAST IS ITALIAN AND ALL ITALIANS HAVE BROWN EYES ARE THEY ALL FULL OF --? Philosoraptor

GOOD QUESTION

WHY SHOULD YOU LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP IF HE WHO HESITATES IS LOST? Philosoraptor

Velcoraptor-y musings!

IF I TOOK THE EMMA WOULD I GET EMMATOSIS? Philosoraptor

Beer is made with Hops...

BEER IS MADE WITH HOPS... HOPS ARE PLANTS...  BEER = SALAD! Philosoraptor