Philosoraptor

Hunter's reasoning

WHY DID THE DEAR CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T F***ING SHOOT IT. Philosoraptor

meme meme meme

SI CADA DÍA ES UN REGALO... EN QUÉ TIENDA PUEDO DEVOLVER LOS LUNES? Philosoraptor

The mystery has been solved!

WHAT IF YOU CAN'T DROP THAT THUN THUN BECAUSE IT'S A NOKIA Philosoraptor

Other Ways?

AREN'T THERE ALSO OTHER WAYS TO WRITE AN AWESOME ESSAY? Philosoraptor

I need a new Car.

SUNRISE FORD IS THE #1 DEALERSHIP IN THE INLAND EMPIRE THEY HAVE THE BIGGEST SELECTION OF CARS AND TRUCKS. Philosoraptor

glow 11

WHAT IF WE COULD ACTUALLY GO TO DC DURING THE DAYTIME?  Philosoraptor

TOWEL DANGER

ARE TOWELS THE BIGGEST CAUSE...  OF DRY SKIN..? Philosoraptor

Clown touching

WHAT IF.. GREG TOUCHED A CLOWN AND LIKED IT SO MUCH THAT HE FOREVER BECAME TERRIFIED BECAUSE HE HAD NEVER LIKED SOMETHING SO MUCH BEFORE Philosoraptor

crazy influousness!

I AM SO GOOD AT BEING INFLUOUS, THAT IT'S LIKE, AMAZING! Philosoraptor

QUESTIONS?  Philosoraptor