Philosoraptor

Philosophy is teaching us to look at things disinterestedly. I'm an expert on philosophy now.

IF LOOKING AT SOMETHING WITH DISINTEREST GIVES YOU AN AESTHETIC ATTITUDE THEN WHY DO TEACHERS WANT YOU TO PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS? Philosoraptor

Aarup eller Årup

I AM NOT SURE IF IT IS AARUP OR ÅRUP Philosoraptor

goat fire

 BADAN GW MANA YA? Philosoraptor

Carl or Cark

IA AM NOT SURE IF IT IS CARL  OR CARK Philosoraptor

The Herbivore

SO... HOW ABOUT THEM PINEAPPLES? Philosoraptor

Disney Double Standard

HOW COME PLUTO, WHO IS A DOG, LIVES IN A DOGHOUSE WHILE GOOFY, WHO IS ALSO A DOG, CAN GO GOLFING WITH MICKEY? Philosoraptor

If a chicken had lips...

IF A CHICKEN HAD LIPS COULD IT WHISTLE? Philosoraptor

WHY CANT WE BE LIKE THIS GUY

I WAS USING FACEBOOK UNTIL I SAW SPAM COMMENT AND I'M  WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WASTING YOU'RE TIME SPAMMING ON FACEBOOK, YOU CHILDISH NOOB Philosoraptor

Wait... isn't Prim's cat Yellow?

WAIT... ISN'T PRIMS CAT 'BUTTERCUP' YELLOW? NOT BLACK!  Philosoraptor

Delusional Seflies

PONDER THIS: WHEN PEOPLE POST 10 SELFIES A DAY DO THEY EVEN OWN A MIRROR? OR IS THEIR EYE SIGHT THAT BAD? Philosoraptor