Philosoraptor

with how flooded texas is right now

WITH HOW FLOODED TEXAS IS RIGHT NOW WOULD ALL THE TORNADOES THERE ON FRIDAY BE WATERSPOUTS? Philosoraptor

bingung (?)

KALO MAU KE ARAH DEPOK TAPI HARUS TURUN DI JATINEGARA BERARTI MUTER-MUTER YA? Philosoraptor

Booty Call

IF A GIRL BUTTDIALS YOU  IS IT STILL CONSIDERED A BOOTY CALL? Philosoraptor

IF GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT

 WHY IS PROCRASTINATING BAD? Philosoraptor

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EF ÉG NENNI EKKI FLEIRI HÓPVERKEFNUM... GET ÉG ÞÁ OUTSOURCAÐ ÞEIM TIL INDLANDS? Philosoraptor

Hypothetiraptor

IMAGINE IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS... Philosoraptor

Traffikz in Malta resolved by MotoJekSki

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THE TRAFFIC WILL BE SOLVED BY

Hmmmm dry scaly skin

HMMMM IS MY SKIN DRY AND SCALY? MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR A MICRODERMABRASION... Philosoraptor

juice cleanser

IF I DO A JUICE CLEANSE WILL I NOT HAVE TO POOP? Philosoraptor

hungry dino

KELLY DOESN'T BELIEVE IN MY EXISTENCE METHINKS I WILL DEVOUR HER Philosoraptor