Philosoraptor

flog me

WHAT IF WE NEVER LEFT THE OTHER GROUP, IT'S JUST CYN MINDFUCKING US Philosoraptor

Laos-y Person

IF ONE WERE BORN IN LAOS, WOULD THAT MAKE THEM LAOS-Y? Philosoraptor

Just stop

 SHE TRIED TO BE FUNNY Philosoraptor

Mental Abuse to Human (Math)

IF MATH IS MENTAL ABUSE TO HUMAN SO EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO TO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL Philosoraptor

Netflix and Chill

DO PEOPLE WHO AINT GOT NO CHILL GOT NO CHILL BCEAUSE THEY AREN'T HAVING SEX? Philosoraptor

Golden meadow

BORING MEADOW  OR GOLDEN DEADOW? Philosoraptor

William Philosoraptor

TO BE.... OR NOT TO B....E..... AGGRESSIVE  Philosoraptor

Hugs for free

WHAT IF I WERE A CARRIER.... ...WOULD YOU STILL TRY TO HUG ME? Philosoraptor

AutoCorrect thinks...

WHAT IF AUTOCORRECT THINKS  YOU ACTUALLY MEAN WHAT IT SAYS? Philosoraptor

If Dick is short for Richard is rich short for DickHard?

 IF DICK IS SHORT FOR RICHARD  IS RICH SHORT FOR DICKHARD? Philosoraptor