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Pickup-Line Panda

How d'you get a fat chick into bed? Piece of cake.

How d'you get a fat chick into bed? Piece of cake. Pickup-Line Panda
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What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? women

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? women Pickup-Line Panda
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"Would you like to dance?" "with you? no" no, no, I don't think you heard me I said "you look fat in those pants"
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baby, You remind me of my big toe i'd bang you on the coffee table

baby, You remind me of my big toe i'd bang you on the coffee table Pickup-Line Panda
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Hey baby, you know how I know we're gonna have sex tonight? Because I'm stronger.

Hey baby, you know how I know we're gonna have sex tonight? Because I'm stronger. Pickup-Line Panda
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I must be an Umlaut cause i can see myself on top of u.

I must be an Umlaut cause i can see myself on top of u. Pickup-Line Panda
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I BET YOU DINNER THAT YOU WON'T GO TO DINNER WITH ME

I BET YOU DINNER THAT YOU WON'T GO TO DINNER WITH ME Pickup-Line Panda
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If I were to ask you out would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If I were to ask you out would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? Pickup-Line Panda
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That dress is very becoming on you Then again if i were on you i'd be coming too

That dress is very becoming on you Then again if i were on you i'd be coming too Pickup-Line Panda
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Would you like to come back to my place to watch cartoons and have cereal?

Would you like to come back to my place to watch cartoons and have cereal? Pickup-Line Panda
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