Pickup-Line Panda

drunk panda

HEY BRO ITS VERY EXOTIC PLACE Pickup-Line Panda

matto blows

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME  THIS ISN'T SNOW MATHCHEW Pickup-Line Panda

Te nekas nav smieklīgs

SVEICIENS VĀRDA DIENĀ ! Pickup-Line Panda

How about you sit in my lap... and we talk about the first thing that comes up

HOWS ABOUT YOU SIT IN MY LAP.. AND WE TALK ABOUT THE FIRST THING THAT COMES UP Pickup-Line Panda

pick up panda

YOU HAS PICKZ ME UPZ AT 5! IZ HAPPI Pickup-Line Panda

Ask permission

YOU SHOULD LET ME  RAPE YOU Pickup-Line Panda

Such sexiness cannot be comprehended.

HEY BABY, YOU WANNA COME TO MY HOME AND PLAY HOUSE? YOU'LL BE THE DOOR AND I'LL SLAM YOU. Pickup-Line Panda

News not the stupid

I JUST WANT THE NEWS NOT THE STUPID Pickup-Line Panda

CLMC ES REALITY

AFTER CHURCH ONLY WANTS NAM LOONG FOR LUNCH Pickup-Line Panda

best line ever

I'M A PANDA  I DON'T NEED A PICKUP LINE Pickup-Line Panda